Nigel

Nigel might be the most mysterious father of John and one of the oldest.

Origins
There is little ever recorded of this creature, the best estimates say that Guston created him a few hundred million years ago.

Mythology
Nigel is one of the earliest known beings. He Is mysterious and only a select few know his whole story. He is not, and never will be, an equal in computer science to Eli. In fact, he once tried to decieve the lord himself however his ploy was discovered at the last second and he was thrown into the Pit to fight Anna collins for eternity. Akhil and sometimes Aaron also claim that Nigel is a Proboscis Monkey.