Guston

Guston is the oldest of the fun club members and the strangest. His strange ways confuse many and all think he is GOD.

Tale
The tale of Guston is a great one. Guston was born before the universe began. Guston is the master of all. Before there was nothing there was Guston. If Guston calls someone a nerd you must accept it. Guston can drop the freshest of rhymes. Guston can burn you so hard that you are going to need aloe for that burn. Guston is all.