Douchebag Swanson

Douchebag Swanson works at Hi Spot Lanes and is a douchebag. He is old as fuck and white as fuck. The elusive Dochebag Swanson was highly dangerous to take a picture of. He was always watching with his unblinking eye. However, this picture was taken of him from far away while he was unaware. One of his more douchebagish things was forcing the Giza's G-Town Bowling Brigade and David's G-Town Bowling Squad to pay $100 to eat their quiche.