Eli

Eli (1300 BCE - Tomorrow) Is the member of the freshman boy's party most likely to be seen walking around wearing a beanie. Eli and his signature brown windbreaker are inseparable, he even wears it during class. Eli is frequently referred to as "That Dick" and a "Huge Nerd." More frequently he is being referred to " a Lil' Gay." Eli appears to appreciate the (rather accurate) assumptions of his character, however his emotions are typically hidden behind a smile and several nights of sleep deprivation.

It has recently come to light that Eli likes those men. Yum Yum.

Early Life
Eli was born from the darkest depths of anime in 2000.

Elementary School
Eli didn't need that shit, he was too cool.

Middle School
Eli was approached by Kiran in 7th grade and asked to join his New Student Posse, a group known only for their inability to leave the cafeteria during mealtimes.

High School
Send help.