Giza

Giza is one of the most senior members of Fun Club and so has the most mythos surrounding him. Giza is rumored to be (among others) from Mexico, a Giraffe in disguise, an alien, and the unholy prophet of floodwater and doom.

Why does he fuck cats?
Once during an interview he was asked the question of "Why do you fuck cats?" His response to this was "Because I'm awesome!" This was said due to the fact that he was paying attention. However, because of this it is widely believed that Giza fucks cats because he is awesome.